Maybe he just likes a really firm bed.
At 1 a.m. on Sept. 7, an officer called and related that there was a highly intoxicated student lying in the second floor hallway of Stadium Center.
Blackberries, ripe for the picking.
At 5:20 p.m. on Sept. 8, unknown person(s) stole a cell phone belong to a the victim from his Austin Hall room.
Women drivers. Am I right, fellas?
At 7 p.m. on Sept 8, security investigated a motor vehicle crash in Thomas Parking Garage in which a UT student stated while pulling into a parking space, she accidentally hit a parked vehicle.
Cat fights–totally hot!
At 7:30 p.m. on Sept. 8, security received a report that a female student was pushed by another student during an argument at the pool. Police were called and reports were made.
They must have learned about the tuition hike.
At 12:45 a.m. on Sept. 11, security responded to a vandalism report for holes found in the walls at the Howard Johnson hotel on the fifth and sixth floors.
Banging in the Garage
At 1:45 p.m. on Sept. 11, responded to a damage parked motor vehicle in the Thomas Parking Garage.
Gas prices are pretty high…
At 3 p.m. on Sept. 11, a student reported that his bicycle was missing from the Vaughn Courtyard bike rack.
Slip and sliding Spartan style
At 11 p.m. on Sept. 11, security received a report that a UT student who slipped and fell on the wet veranda in front of Plant Hall.
“We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn…”
At 2:20 a.m. on Sept. 14, damage was found on the hallway walls of the seventh and ninth floor of the Howard Johnson.
Workin’ on my head-banging, bro. Gotta get ripped!
At 8:30 p.m. on Sept. 14, security reponded to the McNiff Center concerning a student bleeding from a head injury.
Think of all the burritos you could buy with her meal plan.
At 3:20 p.m. on Sept. 16, a student reported her ID was taken from her desktop in the Riverside Building.
Room Service? A six-pack of Miller, please.
At 11:20 p.m. on Sept. 17, security responded to a call about an alcohol violation in an off-campus residence hotel. The student was reported to be under 21. The student was referred to the judicial board.
At noon on Sept. 18, a student reported another vehicle damaged his own while parked in Thomas Parking garage.
Austin Hall, now with complimentary alarm clocks.
At 4:20 p.m. on Sept. 18, security responded to a fire alarm in Austin Hall.
And in case you didn’t hear the first one…
At 7 a.m. On Sept. 18, security responded to a fire alarm activation in Austin Hall.
Grabbing a spot in Thomas must be getting competitive.
At midnight on Sept. 19, a student came to the security office to make a report of a motor vehicle accident on the second floor of Thomas.
Drugs in McKay!? Unthinkable!
At midnight on Sept. 19, security responded to a possible drug violation in McKay Hall.
I like my blood-alcohol level to match my GPA
At midnight on Sept. 19, security responded to a call of possible alcohol poisoning on the first floor of Brevard. Those involved have been referred to the judicial board.