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Maybe he just likes a really firm bed.

At 1 a.m. on Sept. 7, an officer called and related that there was a highly intoxicated student lying in the second floor hallway of Stadium Center.


Blackberries, ripe for the picking.

At 5:20 p.m. on Sept. 8, unknown person(s) stole a cell phone belong to a the victim from his Austin Hall room.

Women drivers. Am I right, fellas?

At 7 p.m. on Sept 8, security investigated a motor vehicle crash in Thomas Parking Garage in which a UT student stated while pulling into a parking space, she accidentally hit a parked vehicle.


Cat fights–totally hot!

At 7:30 p.m. on Sept. 8, security received a report that a female student was pushed by another student during an argument at the pool. Police were called and reports were made.


They must have learned about the tuition hike.

At 12:45 a.m. on Sept. 11, security responded to a vandalism report for holes found in the walls at the Howard Johnson hotel on the fifth and sixth floors.


Banging in the Garage

At 1:45 p.m. on Sept. 11, responded to a damage parked motor vehicle in the Thomas Parking Garage.


Gas prices are pretty high…

At 3 p.m. on Sept. 11, a student reported that his bicycle was missing from the Vaughn Courtyard bike rack.

Slip and sliding Spartan style

At 11 p.m. on Sept. 11, security received a report that a UT student who slipped and fell on the wet veranda in front of Plant Hall.

“We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn…”

At 2:20 a.m. on Sept. 14, damage was found on the hallway walls of the seventh and ninth floor of the Howard Johnson.

Workin’ on my head-banging, bro. Gotta get ripped!

At 8:30 p.m. on Sept. 14, security reponded to the McNiff Center concerning a student bleeding from a head injury.

Think of all the burritos you could buy with her meal plan.

At 3:20 p.m. on Sept. 16, a student reported her ID was taken from her desktop in the Riverside Building.


Room Service? A six-pack of Miller, please.

At 11:20 p.m. on Sept. 17, security responded to a call about an alcohol violation in an off-campus residence hotel. The student was reported to be under 21. The student was referred to the judicial board.


Freshmen drivers…

At noon on Sept. 18, a student reported another vehicle damaged his own while parked in Thomas Parking garage.

Austin Hall, now with complimentary alarm clocks
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At 4:20 p.m. on Sept. 18, security responded to a fire alarm in Austin Hall.


And in case you didn’t hear the first one…

At 7 a.m. On Sept. 18, security responded to a fire alarm activation in Austin Hall.


Grabbing a spot in Thomas must be getting competitive.

At midnight on Sept. 19, a student came to the security office to make a report of a motor vehicle accident on the second floor of Thomas.

Drugs in McKay!? Unthinkable!

At midnight on Sept. 19, security responded to a possible drug violation in McKay Hall.


I like my blood-alcohol level to match my GPA

At midnight on Sept. 19, security responded to a call of possible alcohol poisoning on the first floor of Brevard. Those involved have been referred to the judicial board.

Compiled by:
Shannon Grippando

1 Comment on Police Beat

  1. “Women drivers. Am I right, fellas?”

    Excuse me Shannon Grippando, what is that supposed to mean?

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