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Throw Away Your Dignity for the Belt of Honor

By Throw Away Your Dignity for the Belt of Honor

Among my circle of friends there is a legendary item of renown.’ It is not legendary because of any properties it possesses, but rather for the singular honor which it represents: it is the Champion ...

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No More Spyware!

By No More Spyware!

Attention, Internet women. You may stop e-mailing me. I have gotten your e-mails and those of your friends. I understand your concerns that I am not getting enough sexual intercourse, and your willingness to engage ...

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HPV for Kids?

By HPV for Kids?

It is difficult to draw a line between public responsibility and personal choice when it comes to the children of a nation.' This issue has arisen over and over in history.' Do parents have the right to beat their children?' Do they have a right to withhold knowledge from them about the facts of life?' Do they have a right to learn a specific religion in school? These are difficult questions.

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The Vagina Monologues Exposed: EXPOSED

By The Vagina Monologues Exposed: EXPOSED

John Phifer During one memorable moment in the section titled, ‘The Woman Who Loved to Make Vaginas Happy,’ the speaker launches into a long series of orgasmic moans, finally climaxing in a magnificently drawn-out ‘triple ...

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PETA: People Embracing Tasteless Advertising

By PETA: People Embracing Tasteless Advertising

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA, was founded in 1980.’ Its slogan is ‘Animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or use for entertainment.” Today it boasts one million members, ...

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Paris Invaded Again!

By Paris Invaded Again!

It seems to me that it is an empirically demonstrable fact that the world might well be in danger of destruction by Paris Hilton. This is a bold claim, but it is one I think ...

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Disjointed Impressions

By Disjointed Impressions

-Look, I’m not saying that Jesus was gay. All I’m saying is that maybe we need to keep an open mind on the subject. He traveled around with 12 other dudes, he didn’t try to ...

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“The Little Mermaid” is a Timeless Classic

By “The Little Mermaid” is a Timeless Classic

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Dating Tips from UT’s Most Popular Guy

By Dating Tips from UT’s Most Popular Guy

Like many otherwise nice guys, I have often had trouble getting dates. Girls are intimidating, even if they do smell nice, and often seem to opt to go out with the guys that were jerks during gym class in high school. But through perseverance and experience I have managed to deduce seven simple steps that should help any guy get a girl.

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The Little Mermaid is a Timeless Classic

By The Little Mermaid is a Timeless Classic

One of my favorite movies is Disney's "The Little Mermaid," recently released on DVD. This 1989 animated movie is an adaptation of the classic Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale about a mermaid who strove to become human to win the love of a prince, and was almost single-handedly responsible for redeeming the animated feature film industry.

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A Rational Discussion About Faith

By A Rational Discussion About Faith

Recently I read an article on the Campus Crusade for Christ web site, which I was perusing out of a feeling of duty after accepting a free mesh tote in Vaughn, when I read an article which begged response. In the article, entitled "Is There a God?" Marilyn Adamson purports to provide rational reasons for God's existence.

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The Paranormal is Nonsense

By The Paranormal is Nonsense

In 1964, magician James Randi offered to pay anyone who could provide objective proof of the paranormal a prize of $1,000. Since then the prize has grown and is now known as the One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge. The James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF) officially say that they "offer a one-million-dollar prize to anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event.

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Davis Tries His Hand at Being Black

By Davis Tries His Hand at Being Black

Editor's note: The Minaret recognizes that the preceding article included racially insensitive language that may be offensive to some readers. We would like to encourage students of the University of Tampa to use this opportunity to deeply and honestly investigate the roots of racial stereotypes and intolerance in our society.

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Blondes Have Got to Go

By Blondes Have Got to Go

Sorry, blondes. You've got to go. I respect your right to be blonde, but I will not sanction it with my tax dollars or continue to tolerate the declining standard of morality which blondeness encourages. This is not bigotry speaking. I believe in every person's freedom to live in any way that they wish.

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