Golf carts for the L.A.Z.I.E.R. team

At 4:15 p.m. on Oct. 4, security responded to a report of a passed out student on a golf cart in a loading dock area at Smiley Hall. The student has been referred to the judicial board.

“President Vaughn!? You’re so dreamy.”  *Swoon*

At 10:59 a.m. on Oct. 5, security responded to a report of a student that passed out on the first floor of Vaughn Center.

Spartan Stole My Bike

At 11:15 pm on Oct. 6, a student reported his bicycle seat was missing from the 1st floor of Thomas Parking Garage.

In Your Face!

At 8:50 p.m. on Oct. 6, security received a report that a student’s cell phone had been stolen near the McNiff Fitness basketball courts.

The shuttle is going to be late again!? Arrrgggggh!

At 1:05 p.m on Oct. 7, security received a report of a large hole in the hallway wall of the Howard Johnson.

Book burning at its finest

At 2:55 p.m. on Oct. 7, security received a report of a garbage can fire in front of the McDonald-Kelce Library.

Is there a bike black market or something?

At 12:30 p.m. on Oct. 9, security received a report that a bicycle was stolen from the lock up in the Thomas Parking Garage.

I want to ride my bicycle. Bicycle! Bicycle!

At 12:30 p.m. on Oct. 9, a student reported her bicycle was stolen from Vaughn Courtyard. Security is still investigating.

Uncle Sam wants you… to deface his property

At 11:10 p.m. on Oct. 9, students removed a sign at the front of the ROTC building without permission. They were referred to the judicial board.

Jammin’ with a lil Jack

At  1:15 a.m. on Oct. 10, security responded to a noise complaint on the 8th floor of Brevard. Students were found to be in the possession of alcohol and referred to the judicial board.

Who’s that Spartan in my Teepee? It’s me! It’s me!

At 3:00 a.m. on Oct. 10, officers responded to a call about an unknown subject in the residents’ room while they were not home. Suspects were referred to the judicial board.

Mustaches and Horns a la Sharpie

At 12:15 p.m. on Oct. 10, an unknown person defaced two pictures posted on the outside of the Vaughn Center Resident’s 8th floor room.

The Hamburgler of Bikes Strikes Again

At 1:30 p.m. on Oct. 10, a student reported the theft of her bicycle from outside Vaughn Center.

Not My Robert Pattinson Poster!

At 5:10 p.m. on Oct. 10, a student reported a poster missing from her McKay Hall dorm door.

This week’s lesson: never bring your bike to UT

At 7:20 p.m. on Oct. 10, a student reported to the security office that his bicycle was missing from Pepin Rood Stadium. Security is continuing to investigate.

UT’s Theatre Department presents: Footloose in Vaughn Center

At 12:45 a.m. on Oct. 11, a student entered Vaughn Center and complained of a possible dislocated or broken ankle.

Compiled by:
Shannon Grippando