It is extremely fashionable to be obsequious and cringing in these days of political correctness before the grim spectre of women’s rights.’ The lashing tongues of two generations of ‘ladies’, inexplicably unhappy with their proper place, have driven mankind on to more and more ridiculous stunts in the name of some artificially-imposed equality.’ But it is now that it should stop, and we must take action to ensure that it does so.
The women’s rights movement began in the sixties as an outgrowth of the ‘hippie’ movement; previous generations of womankind had been appropriately happy to stay within the bounds of decency, but it seems that the rampant drug use which characterized hippies was sufficient to corrupt a legion of women.’ Combined with the ultraliberal indoctrination these young ladies received in the schools at the hands of agenda-laden teachers, it led to the current crop of shrieking harpies (to steal a term from the esteemed Ann Coulter).’
These women propose a dozen different bizarre practices.’ No longer are men allowed to perform such simple respectful tasks as open the door for a lady, pay for dinner, or the like.’
Instead, they must attend lectures and talk about how equal everyone is, when very clearly the discrepancy of physical strength between the genders is only indicative of a larger difference between their relative worth.’ In previous years, there was a practical and common-sense approach to activities like dating: the man exchanged money in the form of dinner and gifts, and the woman gave back a commensurate amount of physical affection.’ Now there is ‘volition’ involved and other artificial constraints on the natural order.
Natural order is the key phrase.’ Six thousand years ago, God ordained a specific world set up according to His will, and an intrinsic part of that world was that man was created to oversee and guide all of the animals with a firm and just hand- including woman.’ She was to be flesh of his flesh, just like the elbow’hellip; and do we not instruct the elbow on what to do, ordering its world in a just and preserving manner?’ And just as man treats his elbow, so was he created to treat woman.
It’s very easy to toss around words like ‘equality’ and ‘suffrage’, but when you get right down to it, women don’t want those things.’ A small minority of women (and inexplicably, some men) pushed forward these changes with their drug-addled minds, and forced an entire world too polite to stand up to them to accommodate their nonsense ideals.’
Women don’t want to be equal any more than a chair wants to be equal, or a loyal dog.’ Women want to clean the house and cook and churn out babies, and it is every kind man’s duty to cater to their desires (as long as you don’t spoil them!).
In short, these are the days in which we draw the line and say: no more.’ If I open the door for you, say thank you!’ If I push in your chair for you, be courteous! And if I pay for dinner, you owe me sex!
April Fool’s!!!!!
